A birthday story for S

In a little nest on a tree, lived a little sparrow.
The sparrow hopped from branch to branch,
searching for food, to feed herself and her chicks...
Once the little sparrow stepped on a thorn,
She hurt herself, and from that day she limped...
Poor sparrow, everytime she hopped,
she would whimper in pain.
she hopped and hopped and hopped
when she finally came to face an owl.
The owl was old, he was wise.
She said to him about her pain
that she so fully agonized.
The old wise owl said to her.
Why do you need to hop, while all you need is to fly!

a dream....

As I drove by the river,
The rusty wild was passing by,
The road gave away suddenly,
Falling to a place I have never seen.

I ask the dusky maiden,
How this place could find me.
She said it was destiny.
That bought you back to me.

I saw little kids run to me,
They were wanting to hug me.
I started running away,
But they just kept following me.

An old man smiled seeing me,
A smile that could almost kill me
He said
Don’t run away from happiness,
Or happiness will run away..
??????

60 years of Freedom

A wonderful forward commemorating 60 years of Independence

Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work, Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears .

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his a**

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom".
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
LOOK HERE:


Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Roa d Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Inco me Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Ut i lity Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water craft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
(This is just a partial listing!)

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt,
had the largest middle class in the world,
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?

Can you spell

"politicians!"


REMEMBER THIS:


A GOVERNMENT BIG ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED - -

IS BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE AWAY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE !

I hope this goes around the USA at least 100 times