Of Cialis and Viagra

I get email all the time. I have very less friends, but somehow I find friends in different parts of the world concerned about me and my life. People I don’t know. It is so touching. It is such a strange phenomenon. I try to analyse the situation. Imagine this. I get a mail from an unknown Linda. She offers me Cialis and Viagra. How the heck did she know about my intimacy life? Who is leaking it out? Almost the entire world is concerned about me not satisfying my partner. Gosh, the CIA and the FBI are really ruling the world. They keep a tab on everybody. I think they have their satellite camera’s on me. When I get out of the gate of my home, I see the watchman. He gives me a smile. Does he know it too. The smile had a smirk on his lips. His left lip going above the right end. I am sure he notices it too. An aunt from the neighboring building looks at me with disgust. I had broken her windowpane while playing cricket around 15 years ago. Does she still have a grudge against me or does she know about my life? Is it being telecast live on some private channel. I come down to office. Another woman by the name of Diana has mailed me. She promises long lasting experience. With a different milligram dose of Livita 1 mg. The subject line says “Tell me now OK.‘

I flip through the mails. most of them are online pharmacies. Did my psychologist give them my email ID? I click on the mail. It takes me to a website called http://www.meds4me.org. They show me the pills. Beautiful designed pills. It is only 2$ per pill. 90 Rupees for a satisfactory …. (u know) life.

What do I do? I have to get off the CIA and the FBI behind my back. I am not sure if they are taking my video when I am in the loo. What if it comes on the net? On youtube? Am I safe in this world? Am I the only person being watched?